US President Donald Trump has signed an Executive Order forcing all US Mexican citizens to be Piñata at white children’s Birthday Parties.

The “Piñata National Service” will entail Mexicans attending parties every third weekend dressed as paper horses. Furthermore they must have their pockets full of sweets at all times in case any child with a stick chooses to hit them – when they must shout “Ole” and drop handfuls of candy.

Mr Trump said “Oh yeah; it’s going to be great”

Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto said “Are you fucking kidding me?”

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