Rhino horn collector and jig enthusiast Michael Flatley confirmed today that he is the World’s second biggest wanker after announcing he will perform a jig at Trump’s Inauguration Ball.
An orange, topless middle aged millionaire from Chicago dancing a jig for an orange, elderly bankrupt makes as much sense as the rest of Trump’s presidency.
Fop haired endangered species collector Flatley has a lot in common with Trump. They’ve both been accused of at least one rape, both enjoy a spray tan and have mental taste in interior design.
Michael is most famous for owning the head of Rhino. Wanker.