Meryl Streep has offered an olive branch to US President-elect Donald Trump following their Twitter spat earlier this week.

The spat began when the actress, who has three Academy Awards and nineteen nominations, was called overrated by Trump, who has six bankruptcies to his name, after she implied he was a bozo and a bully during her Golden Globes Lifetime Achievement Award acceptance speech.

“I know Donald can get a bit pissy on Twitter.” Said Ms Streep with the hint of a smile. “But it’s important we shower him with as much support as we can. My comments last week don’t hold much water…oh my God this is too funny.”

In light of recent news Streep has offered to sing the 1983 classic Golden Shower of Hits by the punk band The Circle Jerks.

“The song spoke to me. Given that Susan Boyle is singing Too Drunk to Fuck by The Dead Kennedys it just felt like the right number. What better way to show Donald what we all think of him.”

The Trump team have responded with a huge sigh of relief that they won’t have to rely solely on a mute boy with a banjo from the Cahulawasee River Valley for music.

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Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.