The Director of The CIA, John O’Brennan, asked Jason Bourne to pop over to Trump Tower.

Following allegations Donald Trump made about the US intelligence community leaking reports of recordings of alleged encounters with Eastern European prostitutes during a press conference today John O’Brennan asked Jason Bourne to swing by Trump Tower with a polite message for Donald.

Our source at Langley told us the message, which is to be whispered in Donald’s ear while he sleeps in bed, is;

“We know a little about wet ops too Donald.”

Jason told us “it’s no great secret that I haven’t exactly seen eye to eye with the CIA for a little while but this sounded like fun. That guy is an asshole.

And yes he pissed the bed.”

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Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.