The big eared flower whisperer was spotted earlier today looking at thrones and sceptres in the London department store it has been reported.

“He was like a big kid.” Said onlooker Cecil B. Mortadellow

“Sitting on all the thrones and trying on ermine with a big grin on his chops, I found it a tad vulgar.”

The palace denied the accusations that the would-be king was ‘preparing’ and stated that he instead is going to a fancy dress party tonight as his grandfather.

They assured us it had nothing to do with the Queen being too ill for Church at Sandringham this morning.


Harrods refused to comment directly but a shopper who wishes to remain anonymous said she overheard Mohamed Al Fayad muttering something about ‘cutting the safety brake’ on one of the recliners to a member of staff.

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