The Oxford English Dictionary announced the winner of their prestigious Word Of The Year competition at a champagne gala ceremony in London’s upmarket Neasden Travelodge this afternoon.

Twatbasketry, a noun, is defined as ‘Pertaining to the actions of a total twatbasket’, and beat off literally millions of other words to scoop the number one spot, with ‘cuntpuffin’ and ‘pisswhiffle’ coming in joint second. The competition prize includes an all expenses paid excursion to Pontins Pakefield Holiday Park for a whole week, including full unrestricted access to the outdoor skate park and Captain Croc’s Adventureland.

For anyone interested in such things, acts of twatbasketry are commonly found on the comments sections of pages like Britain First. 

There are usually a fair few cuntpuffins and pisswhiffles farting about round there as well.

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