When the pounds begins to fall
and economic growth begins to stall
It puts a great big smile on a remainer’s face

If you dive into despair
And want to cover up your head
Don’t you lock the doors
Cos you know that sweet Farage is on the way

Oh I wish it could be Brexit everyday!
When the jack boots march and the liberals dismay!

Oh I wish it could be Brexit everyday
So let the racial abuse ring out for Brexit!

When you’re skating on thin ice
With Boris, Dave, and Liam
Forgetting all the promises on the way
We’ll see a reprayed bus appear

As sick people wipe away a tear
Cos they’ll lie bout everything
That’s what got that shower all this way

Oh I wish it could be Brexit everyday!
When the jack boots march and the liberals dismay!
Oh I wish it could be Brexit everyday
So let the racial abuse ring out for Brexit!

When the show man brings the show(showman brings the show)
Well he just might like to know(just might like to know)
He’s put a great big smile on somebody’s face

So if Trump brings that tray(Of Ferrero Rocher)
Along the murky way(along the murky way)
I’ll pay his ticket to New York
In the hope that Farage may stay!

Oh I wish it could be Brexit everyday!
When the jack boots march and the liberals dismay!
Oh I wish it could be Brexit everyday
So let the racial abuse ring out for Brexit!

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Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.