You know you want it, and now you can get it for free.
We all know how those wicked tyrants at Facebook are trying to deprive you of your regular fix of satire and it grieves us to think of your suffering, so we thought it’s time we did something to help. As luck would have it, our office intern, Douglas, is a bit of a whiz with techy stuff and recently got banned from World of Warcraft for stalking, so we gave him the task of selecting his favourite stories and mailing them to you once a month. He assures us that the monthly budget for stamps and envelopes will be well worth the investment and if we can’t trust him, who can we trust?
All you have to do is fill in your eMail address at the bottom of this post and Douglas will send only the most tender and succulent stories, direct to your inbox. Who knows, by the time you read them he may even have got around to spellchecking some of them.