The computer superstore PC World, this morning lies in tatters as a pile of smouldering rubble following a devastating attack last night. 

The trouble began early yesterday when the EDL and Britain First Facebook pages posted images of the newly built store with the incendiary headline: “PC World gone mad!”. As an opening promotion, the store had advertised,

“At PC World we’ve gone mad with a whopping 90% off all our laptops!”

By virtue of the Biffer propensity for being wound up by inflammatory headlines and not reading the story, far right social media was soon overheating with outrage. One Biffer wrote,

“SO IT BEGINS,,,WHEN WILL THE CUNTRY WAKE UP!! ”

With another foaming throb-goblin screaming:

“FCKIN DISCRACE!!! AND OWR LEFTIE SNOWFLAKE POLITITIANS BEND OVR BAKEWRDS!!!!”

Someone then ominously wrote: “BURN IT 2 THE GRND!! ???”

Rochdale police have issued a statement about the attack.

“We are going through CCTV in an attempt to identify the assailant or assailants responsible. This attack occurred somewhere between 12-3am last night. PC World still has plenty of ludicrously low priced laptops and there are enough to go around for everyone, this attack was totally uncalled for. ”

For their part, PC World has told us they have an inclusive policy towards the hiring of staff from all backgrounds, regardless of sex, sexuality, race or religion. Although they do say knuckle-headed racists can fuck off.

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