After 63 years of success Alcoholics Anonymous of America have added a 13th Step to their eponymous programme – Step 13: Don’t Fucking Bother.

The new step has been introduced today. Founder of AAA Bill Watson said;

“Really, what is the fucking point?” He was joined in his despair by Dr Bob Smith who said “Pass me the ‘Jack’ and buckle up kid….this is going to be a big one”
The is no apparent explanation for this and no-one can tell why this might of happened. Who knows, right?