News broke a short while ago that Donald Trump’s celebrity star had been smashed to bits on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

A Mexican man carrying a sledgehammer was arrested shortly after the event but things took a surreal direction when cops watched the CCTV footage back.

“Mr. Trump was seen smashing his own star for a change” said Seargant Chuck Vorhees.

“He then proceeded to give the slegehammer and a sizeable bundle of cash to Miguel Sanchez, the man we later apprehended before getting in the back of limo which quickly sped off”.

Updates to follow.