A recent survey of little shits proved that they know absolutely nothing about history, even though you can’t prize Google from their tiny ungrateful claws.

The group was made up of 25 13-16 year olds from varying backgrounds who were asked a series of questions.

Although they were allowed to keep their phones they still manged to get every question wrong.

One of self assured little bastards said, with a huge sense of entitlement;

“They asked us who we thought of when we heard the name Adolf, so like, the questions were, like, all easy like that. Everyone knows Santa’s reindeers. Duh!”