Referendum fan Nicola Sturgeon has announced plans for a controversial referendum to decide once and for all if Britain loves or hates Marmite.
The children’s entertainer and bagpipes enthusiast said;
“If Scotland can’t be Scottish and British at the same time how can Marmite be loved and hated at the same time. It’s a simple enough question for a country to answer and we’ll keep asking it until we get the answer I like the best. Obviously everybody hates Marmite, I hate Marmite and so should everybody else. No excuses.”
A second, third, fourth and fifth referendum have all been planned asking variations of the same question.