The government recently updated its IT infrastructure with shocking consequences potentially costing the UK economy billions.
The glitch will see the 2.1 billion members of Commonwealth receive full state benefits whether in gainful employment or not.
A Tory spokesman said;
“This is a colossal fuck up. Next Tuesday the UK will be bankrupt if we cannot resolve this issue. Heads will roll for this.”
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn said;
“I couldn’t be happier. Finally the UK will be doling out much needed reparations to the countries it has wronged in the past. If you elect me as Prime Minister I promise I’ll borrow all the money we need back.”
More to follow.