There was outrage across America as a family photo of the Trump family emerged with both Donald Trump’s father and mother dressed from head to toe in KKK robes.

The Ku Klux Klan were quick to dismiss the photograph as a hoax with a spokesbigot telling us;

“It’s obviously a Photoshop job to give the Ku Klux Klan a bad name. We might be arseholes but to my knowledge not one of our Klansmen has featured in a porno film. And we’re not just a racist organisation, we’re also sexist. Women can’t join. We checked.”

Donald Trump is yet to distance himself from the photograph and when told the outfits were KKK allegedly said;

“KKK? Who are they? I don’t know what group you’re talking about. You wouldn’t want me to condemn a group that I know nothing about…”

Seriously Donald? Seriously?

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Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.