Surgical glove manufacturer Sphinctoraw Inc got a surprise order for 110,000 pairs of elbow length surgical gloves from the IRS.

The order was placed about three minutes after Donald Trump said he paid no Federal Income Tax “because he was smart” live in front of one hundred million American taxpayers including everybody who works for the IRS.

“We’d quite like to know how Donald Trump is avoiding paying so much tax. If he’s dumb enough to tell everybody in the World he’s doing it he’s probably dumb enough to have screwed up. Remember when Leona Hemsley said “only the little people pay taxes”? We bought surgical gloves then, sent her to prison and took all of her hotels. You can’t sell liquor if you’re a felon Donald.” A Spokes-Proctologist for the IRS told the Herald.

Despite being seen and heard by everybody in the whole wide world to say “because I’m smart” during allegations that he has avoided paying any income tax he has already denied saying it.

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Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.