The world was rocked yesterday when 90’s internet sensation Yahoo hit the news for the first time in almost 15 years.
News Outlets around the world alleged that Yahoo has 500 Million customers, which came as a complete surprise to everybody.
“I think I opened a Yahoo email account in 1995 but I couldn’t swear to it.” Steve Dickinson told us. “It might have been hacked you say? There’ll be at least two decades of spam in there before they get to any of the pornographic emails people used to each other on Friday afternoons. I think I’ll be okay.”