America has once again been proved right as yet another mass shooting takes place in shopping mall and nobody armed inside could shoot the shooter.

The tragic news that at least 5 people have been shot and killed at a Washington Mall only adds further weight to the American argument that if everybody had a gun nobody would get killed, except the people who go to malls to kill people. Those people will get killed by the innocent people they try to kill as they will all be packing heat and ready to kill the killers.

All the victims were found shot in a Macey’s store in the makeup department which clearly wouldn’t have happened had they all been heavily armed. 

Our thoughts go out to the families of the victims.

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2 COMMENTS

  1. “All the victims were found shot in a Macey’s store in the makeup department which clearly wouldn’t have happened has they all been heavily armed.”
    May I suggest a proof-reader? I thought only 11 year olds mixed ‘have’ and ‘of’ up.

    • Whilst it is and always has been our policy to employ 11 year old proof readers, we’re pretty sure we (and they) are correct with ‘have’, and not with your suggestion of ‘of’. Furthermore, the article clearly reads ‘had they all been heavily armed’, and not ‘has they all been heavily armed’ as you suggest. If you would like to borrow one of our 11 year old proof-readers for the weekend, we shall not hesitate in informing both the police and social services.