Apparently Meat Loaf isn’t dead and has a new album coming out, on account of still being alive.

The big breasted Fight Club singer apparently didn’t die between recording his last album and the one he has just finished recording and is about to release.

I know, right? Unbelievable, but true. There you go, you heard it here first. Meat Loaf is not dead.

Braver Than We Are was released on September 9th, and he’s not dead, really.

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Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.