During a performance in Derbyshire last night Miranda Hart fell over and no one laughed.

“It just wasn’t funny” said super fan Ewan King who attended the show. “Usually when she falls over I’m in stitches but this time it just made me angry”.

Comical Psychologist at Durham university, Jonathan Smiley said; “It’s not a new phenomenon, she’s merely saturated the market with falling over gags; Mrs. Brown is one “feck off” away from obscurity.”

The worst recorded historical case of comedic  saturation was that of Little Britain. People can no longer hear or say the phrase “yeah but no but” without feeling physically sick.

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