Taking the mick out of Tories is fine but leave Corbyn alone, according to Frank Lennon, a Rochdale Momentum member.

“The Tories are evil and are trying to destroy the poor,” said Lennon, whose Facebook profile says he is an ‘open minded rationalist sceptic atheist vegan socialist vape fan’ and unemployed, “Whereas Jeremy Corbyn is trying to free us from the shackles of Tory dogma!”

The tofu-chomping soap dodger went on:

“Listen, nobody has a better sense of humour than me, I have the best humour! I like a laugh, me; I have the complete Mr Bean box set on DVD, but taking the piss out of such an honest,worker loving true socialist icon as Jeremy just can’t ever be funny!”

The outrage follows a joke about Jeremy Corbyn only getting a fraction of the support of UB40.

“It’s out of order and offensive to years of struggle by the working classes,” continued the man who has two photo albums dedicated to jokes about Margaret Thatcher’s death and who was educated at Eton and Cambridge before dropping out to be a full-time revolutionary vanguardist, “and it’s about time such anti-worker rhetoric was banned!”

The Herald agreed to suspend its policy of thinking all politicians are corrupt, lying, pocket lining bastards (including the ones that YOU like) and temporarily suspend any mockery of the train seat fibbing, geography teacher inspired, Queen mum hating, NATO baiting, bike bothering, doddering old corduroy commie.

When the aeons of war left the gods dead and the universe decimated, a single duck rose from the ashes and stood for justice and freedom! It wasn't me, that duck, but we look quite bit alike.