Poldark lookalike Liam Fox claims UK business is fat and lazy. “Look at those fat lazy business bastards. Gross. HAHAHAHAHAHA.”tumblr_od9a9g2dg21u5f06vo1_1280

Richard O’Brian lookalike Theresa May announces ‘Education Time Warp’ to be title song in upcoming remake of Rocky Horror Picture Show.tumblr_od9a1cvnjo1u5f06vo1_1280

British tourists react bizarrely to the news of an end to visa-free travel in Europe, by pretending to be Vietnamese children in the wake of a napalm attack.tumblr_od99lkcoap1u5f06vo1_1280

The male escort at the centre of the Vazgate scandal faces allegations that he probed a police officer immediately before bending over for Keith Vaz, in what is being called CheekyFingerInTheCoppersBumgate.tumblr_od997loqua1u5f06vo1_1280

Jeremy Clarkson joins Met Police to head the investigation into the death of a small child. “She was run over by the new Dacia Ecoli, right?” asked the bewildered looking buffoon.

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Jeremy Clarkson sacked by The Met after CCTV footage of him robbing a corner shop wearing a burka is revealed. “I always said it could be anyone under there” said Jane Gallbladder of Rochdale, “turns out it was Clarkson. Twat.”tumblr_od984uo0iu1u5f06vo1_1280

Cliff Richard’s fresh hell over claims he had sex with two women, possibly twins, who weren’t Sue Barker. In related news, he’s still not a nonce.tumblr_od96zhhf9w1u5f06vo1_1280

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