This seemed to be the headline that the Daily Mirror were fruitlessly alluding to in their article about a condom found in some woods in Maidenhead today.

The Daily Mirror are pretty shameless when it comes to making stuff up and using sensational headlines to get people to read their articles. Disgraceful.

Anyway it turns out that some people who may or may not be gay, might or might not have been having sex in the woods by some picnic tables. The Police were pretty adamant that no actual complaints about people having sex had actually been made.

Apparently they ran the story because somebody walking their dog might have seen a condom whilst somebody else saw two men get into a car and it’s near Maidenhead which is in the middle of Teresa May’s constituency.

Shameful sensationalism Daily Mirror, shameful.