As the second half of the Manchester derby got underway, reports were coming in that Wayne Rooney had joined Britain First.

During the halftime team talk, United manager Jose Mourinho told simpleton, Rooney, “I want you to move over to the right wing”.

Rooney is said to have misinterpreted what Mourinho had said, and subsequently signed up as a paid member of Britain First.

He has since ordered himself one of their Fruit of the Loom fleece jackets and a polo shirt.

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