McCartney has once again made a huge arse of himself in public, this time by taking a shit with his clothes on in the Houses of Parliament.

Conservative MP Karl McCartney (who did you think we meant?) decided to address the issues of girls outperforming boys at school and wage inequality by describing feminists as the “Shrill equal pay brigade.”

Karl McCartney, whose career prospects rest with Teresa May – who is almost certainly a woman – was initially thrilled to be told that he will be offered a cabinet position.

He was later disappointed to discover that it’s a position in a cabinet and he can expect to be let out sometime after Christmas.

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Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.