The Crystal Maze is set to return our screens, again;
“The barrel has no bottom. There’s nothing left to scrape anymore. This is it.” Said a distraught Paul Whittle, a Channel 4 veteran Producer with 40 plus years experience.
“We were throwing around ideas for more hybrid shows like 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown which is a huge hit. All we could come up with though is Gordon Ramsey does Four in a Bed but when the working title was leaked to the Daily Mail his wife left him.”
Set to follow in the footsteps of other revived 90’s game shows like Family Fortunes and the ITV classic, Casual Racism, which was originally presented by Jim Davidson, The Crystal Maze is set for a huge return.
Ex Time Lord and pint sized presenter of Top Gear, David Tennant, who’s fronting the reboot said “Gambling debts” when asked why he’d signed up.
We couldn’t track Richard O’Tudor Pole down for comment.
The Crystal Maze is set to be on the tele at some point on one of the channels at a specific time in the future.