A local woman is said to be furious to discover that she isn’t actually OCD.

“I clean the floor and hoover the curtains three times a day!” Barbara Dickinson, a 47 year old bank teller from Heywood shouted.

“My house is fucking spotless. You could eat your dinner out of the bog, you really could” she insisted.

But on a recent visit to the doctors she was given a clean bill of health with no obvious psychological issues noted.

“I was livid” she fumed. “I tell all my friends I’m OCD and we all have a reet good laugh about it. Once I checked the front door was locked three times before I left. I was two minutes late for work!”

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