There aren’t any massive splits over the subject of Brexit or abandoned economic plans within the Conservative Party, reported media outlets through their silence this week.
However the Labour Party is in chaos after someone somewhere said something that could be construed as being anti-Jeremy Corbyn.
Also Jeremy Corbyn might have sort of lied a bit about train journey.
Meanwhile the Tories are completely united and nobody is pissed off over Boris Johnson’s position or the date when- or even if- Article 50 is to be activated. Everything’s fine.
And that nice bloke from Virgin is fixing the NHS like he did the railways.
But look! Labour are arguing and stuff! Trotsky! ISIS! Train seats!
It’s all quiet in Tory Town though.