In news that feels like it should be satire but is in fact oddly true, Dr David Duke, the Grand Wizard of The Ku Klux Klan, is polling better amongst black voters in his senate run than Donald Trump is in his presidential bid.

Donald is currently polling less than 1% of the black vote while Dr David Duke, the former head honcho of the Ku Klux Klan, is polling at 14% of black voters in fucking Louisiana! Louisiana!

Fourteen times more black voters in Louisiana are more confident that Dr David Duke, a white supremacist who headed up a domestic terrorism organisation founded in 1866 to deny black people civil rights through the use of arson, rape, murder and lynchings, would have their best interests at heart as their Senator than Trump would as their President.

The Mighty Mormon Power Ranger Mitt Romney who ran against an incumbent black president got 6% of the black vote and Trump is running against Hillary Clinton.

Black voters are less scared of a man who has probably actually been to a lynching than they are of Donald Trump. We’re genuinely worried that the Trump campaign might start burning crosses on lawns to boost their popularity with African Americans.

Incredible really until you factor in what an utterly monumental cockwomble Donald Trump really is.