Professional sexist and political hot potato Andrea Leadsom was under fire yesterday following revelations that her comments about motherhood in The Times during her leadership campaign were actually the nicest things she said to the reporter. 

Having revealed her dark thoughts about the intelligence of childless women she went on to say that it would be unwise to employ any men in childcare positions because “they might be paedophiles.” 

With Boris no longer in pole position for “The Least Diplomatic Cabinet Member Award 2016” bookies are now offering odd of 1:1 that Andrea will be the first major head to roll of the new appointments. 

We’re given to understand that a compromise has been reached between the PM and Mrs Leadsom with Andrea being fitted with a GoPro and an electro-shock collar this afternoon.