Apologies for the error in this morning’s post wherein we referred to the reinstating of ‘Hulture Secretary Jeremy Cunt’. This was a typographical error, and should of course have read ‘Health Secretary Jeremy Cunt’. Apologies to Mr Cunt and his family for any confusion arising from the incident.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.