Philadelphia’s top beer garden and restaurant “Morgan’s Pier” has taken steps to ban the ex newspaper chief and TV presenter Piers Morgan.

Part owner and Hell’s Angel, Derek O’Connor has today exclusively revealed to The Rochdale Herald that the spineless alleged phone tapping weasel Morgan would no longer be allowed to step foot on the premises after a spate of booze-fueled incidents involving Britain’s most hated smug-faced breakfast TV “star”.

Piers allegedly listening to a telephone call

“We tried to let the first few spats go and hoped he would move on” said O’Connor, “However the episodes have become almost a weekly side-show and it’s really affecting our business.”

Piers, best known for allegedly tapping a dead girl’s phone, seems to finish his show Friday am only to hop aboard a private jet and head straight for the popular night spot in Philly every weekend, where he plows endless cocktails down his neck and starts hurling abuse at the regulars.

Piers Morgan on his way to Morgan’s Pier

At the time of going to print we couldn’t get in contact with Mr Morgan to get his side but then it is the weekend and he’s probably pissed out his head in Philadelphia.

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Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.