In a dramatically uncharacteristic move Stephen Crabb, the former intern at  anti-equality fundamentalist Christian group CARE and employer of interns from the anti-equality fundamentalist Christian group CARE,  made a play for the leadership of the Tory party.

MP and former intern at fundamentalist Christian group CARE and employer of interns from fundamentalist Christian group CARE Stephen Crabb

Mr Crabb, a former intern at the anti-equality fundamentalist Christian group CARE and employer of interns from the anti-equality fundamentalist Christian group CARE, may be harbouring a dark secret that he wants nobody to know about.

CARE, or Christian Action Research and Education, is an organisation with a history of quackery and fundamentalism particularly the notion that homosexuality is a disease that can be cured. Many of the recipients of “gay cure” are indeed no longer gay rather choosing to be simply confused, depressed or in many cases dead.

A fundamentalist Christian protesting for something

Working class lad, and former intern at anti-equality fundamentalist Christian group CARE and employer of interns from anti-equality fundamentalist Christian group CARE, said in his nomination speech yesterday that he is;

“actually committed to doing my bit to create a tolerant decent society for everybody regardless of their background, regardless of their sexuality.”

That is of course great news for people who want to live in a tolerant decent society. Phew.

But there are still questions hanging over Stephen, former intern at anti-equality fundamentalist Christian group CARE and employer of interns from anti-equality fundamentalist Christian group CARE, Crabb MP over why, if he is a council estate lad, does he speak with an RP accent?

What does he not want us to know?

Other organisations that have explored gay cure therapies include Dr Mengele’s research team at Auschwitz and the Westboro Baptist Church.

Quentin D Fortesqueue is a founding editor of The Rochdale Herald. Part time amateur narcissist and full time satirist Quentin is never happier than when playing his lute and drinking a full bodied Bordeaux. He rarely plays the lute and never gets to drink Bordeaux.